JUNIOR'S DREAM-WORLD NEWS
Eric Bana and Jennifer Aniston cozy up to each other, causing a frenzy of "Bananiston" headlines.
Thursday, February 09, 2006
"It's like a mockumentary, but real."
"Yeah, I was just in Antarctica. It's literally freezing down there."
NOTE: SOME OVERHEARDS MAY NOT ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN OVERHEARD.
Saturday, December 03, 2005
WHICH IS WEIRDER? WHICH IS CREEPIER?
That the face transplant donor hanged herself or that the face transplant recipient was mauled by her Labrador retriever?
Weirder - mauled by Labrador
Creepier - hanging
HALF-HEARTED REWRITE OF THE 10/31/05 POST
Has anything ever been described as a sequitir?
Friday, December 02, 2005
THINGS YOU DON'T EVER HEAR, PART 2
I think right now, Garfield is as good as it's ever been.
THINGS YOU DON'T EVER HEAR
Wow! AOL? For free?!
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
AMBIGUOUS HALLOWEEN COSTUMES FOR THE LAZY MAN, VOL. 1
1. Put on a suit.
2. Voila, you are Fox Mulder.
I DEFY YOU
To point to one instance in your life outside of an art history class where it was useful or interesting to note that a certain column was Doric, Ionic or Corinthian.
It simply hasn't happened to anyone.