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Monday, March 06, 2006

 
JUNIOR'S DREAM-WORLD NEWS

Eric Bana and Jennifer Aniston cozy up to each other, causing a frenzy of "Bananiston" headlines.


Thursday, February 09, 2006

 
OVERHEARD:

"It's like a mockumentary, but real."

OVERHEARD 2:

"Yeah, I was just in Antarctica. It's literally freezing down there."

NOTE: SOME OVERHEARDS MAY NOT ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN OVERHEARD.


Saturday, December 03, 2005

 
WHICH IS WEIRDER? WHICH IS CREEPIER?

That the face transplant donor hanged herself or that the face transplant recipient was mauled by her Labrador retriever?

Answers:

Weirder - mauled by Labrador
Creepier - hanging

 
HALF-HEARTED REWRITE OF THE 10/31/05 POST

Has anything ever been described as a sequitir?


Friday, December 02, 2005

 
THINGS YOU DON'T EVER HEAR, PART 2

I think right now, Garfield is as good as it's ever been.

 
THINGS YOU DON'T EVER HEAR

Wow! AOL? For free?!


Tuesday, November 29, 2005

 
AMBIGUOUS HALLOWEEN COSTUMES FOR THE LAZY MAN, VOL. 1

FOX MULDER

1. Put on a suit.
2. Voila, you are Fox Mulder.

 
I DEFY YOU

To point to one instance in your life outside of an art history class where it was useful or interesting to note that a certain column was Doric, Ionic or Corinthian.

It simply hasn't happened to anyone.


Wednesday, November 16, 2005

 
When I rate how good I think a star is, I use a scale of one to four movies.


Monday, October 31, 2005

 
Has anyone ever described anything as "adulterated"?
 

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