JUNIOR'S DREAM-WORLD NEWS
Eric Bana and Jennifer Aniston cozy up to each other, causing a frenzy of "Bananiston" headlines.
Junior - 5:47 PM
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Thursday, February 09, 2006
OVERHEARD:
"It's like a mockumentary, but real."
OVERHEARD 2:
"Yeah, I was just in Antarctica. It's literally freezing down there."
NOTE: SOME OVERHEARDS MAY NOT ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN OVERHEARD.
Junior - 7:00 PM
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Saturday, December 03, 2005
WHICH IS WEIRDER? WHICH IS CREEPIER?
That the face transplant donor hanged herself or that the face transplant recipient was mauled by her Labrador retriever?
Answers:
Weirder - mauled by Labrador
Creepier - hanging
Junior - 8:52 PM
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HALF-HEARTED REWRITE OF THE 10/31/05 POST
Has anything ever been described as a sequitir?
Junior - 5:46 PM
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Friday, December 02, 2005
THINGS YOU DON'T EVER HEAR, PART 2
I think right now, Garfield is as good as it's ever been.
Junior - 2:43 PM
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THINGS YOU DON'T EVER HEAR
Wow! AOL? For free?!
Junior - 2:41 PM
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Tuesday, November 29, 2005
AMBIGUOUS HALLOWEEN COSTUMES FOR THE LAZY MAN, VOL. 1
FOX MULDER
1. Put on a suit.
2. Voila, you are Fox Mulder.
Junior - 11:44 AM
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I DEFY YOU
To point to one instance in your life outside of an art history class where it was useful or interesting to note that a certain column was Doric, Ionic or Corinthian.
It simply hasn't happened to anyone.
Junior - 11:38 AM
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Wednesday, November 16, 2005
When I rate how good I think a star is, I use a scale of one to four movies.
