I DEFY YOU
To point to one instance in your life outside of an art history class where it was useful or interesting to note that a certain column was Doric, Ionic or Corinthian.
It simply hasn't happened to anyone.
1.- Bring her to a Museum of Ancient History (Archeology could be fine as well).
2.- Try to explain to her the difference between D-I-C-Columns.
3.- Make sure you made your bed steadily the morning before that.
interested in archeaology